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Monday, April 2nd, 2007 - 12:51 AM

Sugargliderman fights and endless battle against crime and injustice, armed only with the natural weapons of his species:� hooked claws for rending flesh and gripping trees, membranes for gliding, and natural cuteness.�

Criminals frequently find him too adorable to fight.� They often try to bribe him with food and cooing noises.� They are then beaten senseless.

His utility belt is full of fruit and high-energy caffiene drinks.


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