I am not drunk. I sort of wish I were. Instead I have a very bad eyestrain headache and I feel confused and disoriented.
It's my own fault... I've been reading programming instructions for the Atari, to see if my little game idea is going to be doable, and it's broken my head.
Continuing to access those logic and math areas of my mind is difficult. There are a lot of cobwebs and icky bugs back there.
