Okay, computer.
I've tried playing nice.
New motherboard, new processor, new hard drive, and soon, new memory.
You are not even the same computer I started with anymore. So why do you insist on pulling the same stunts?�
I have had it with your intermittent periods of death.� Last warning.
...yes I know there is little point in making threats to an inanimate object, but seriously... everything that could possibly go wrong on this damn box has, as I am getting tired of it.