UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. If you value your sanity, DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.
I feel like I should make some excuse for what you are about to see.� There isn't one. I am just a puerile teenager at heart.
The Ikea jokes are based on, well, a recent Ikea trip. Mofn is based on a recurring joke where one of the players kept using "Derp speech."� The rest... I dunno. I guess I like dick and vag jokes.