"G'Day. Ya know, when I ga out on the waves huntin' ferocious man-eatahs, Ah like for my danglies to feel protected. That's why Ah wear Armored Undies. The sharkies see these, and they get the message that my bits can't be bit."

Caution: Bathing suits with whimsical armor-plated patterning have not been proven to provide any protection against shark attack. Not to be taken internally. Sharkbait sppears only because we paid him lots of money and gave him several Fosters immediately before filming.

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