If I stay in the house all weekend, by Sunday I will have a severe allergy attack. I have described these before as "all the moisture in my body escaping through my nose." This is both revolting and accurate.
The house, you see, is where our cats and dust mites live. I am allergic to both. So unless I really want to stop breathing, I need to spend a few hours outside.
I'm gonna go do that now. It is the sabbath, and God hath decreed "Go forth, lest I clog thy nose and maketh thee right miserable."
