This one is for the oldschoolers out there. You know who you are. You're like me. You poured hours of your life into a small grey box, fighting a neverending quest to rid the world of bats and vampires. You ate mysterious legs of meat found inside walls. You know that Death is not the end, he's just another boss, and he's best overcome with triple-fire holy water.
You don't waft across the screen like some effeminate white-haired half-demon. You walk like a man. A man on a mission. You know the Belmont Strut.
Many of you are really confused right now. That's fine. The rest of us will be keeping it real in 8-bit, y'all.
Now where'd I leave that garlic?
For the record, I know it's not furry, sorry. And parts of it were rushed. I am aware of most of its technical shortcomings. But you know, I like it anyway.
