This one was triggered by today's
Daily Planet, which featured a very short article about dogsledding in Scotland. The race included one man who'd come from Jamaican after being inspired by their bobsled team.
I admit it. This is a cheap joke. But I take my ideas where I can find them. I am also kinda proud of the musher's pants. They're supposed to be patterned on the Jamaican flag. Wish I'd had time to color them and make it clear. I am sure pants like these exist somewhere, but I can't recall ever seeing them.
It's actually pretty easy to make a malamute look stoned.