Didn't get a chance to finish this tonight. Was wasting too much time finishing Harry Potter. Sorry that it is so lame. The idea has been kicking around for a few weeks now; I think it was Angus' fault...
The full text would read:
Crunchy-Sweet Oat "W"s!
Marshmallowy "OOOOO"s!
No essential nutrients!
3000% Your RDI of Sugar!