Happy Birthday, Mr. Yote...I've got two presents for you, but you have to pick one... do you want what's in the box, or what's behind my back?Okay, I know this is creepy and smutty, but I couldn't help it! Alas, for me, the eroticism is ruined by the ending I imagine for the scene. Being the yote that I am, I visualize it like the "Wheel of Fish" sketch from
UHF. "Let's see what's behind my back... NOTHING! You STUPID!"
And yes, it is actually my birthday. Triple elevens. Ack.
